Please do not forget 19 yo Natasha Lyonne who was offered the part on Dawson's Creek that Katie Holmes played. Don't worry, we've got a true teen in this pie the cute lil' 18 yo Mena Suvari with her petite body and little perky boobs that just won't quit. Super-tramp Tara Reid is a slightly older 23 yo who is playing an iron-box virgin who won't give it up to her sackless effiminate bf. Our cute little firecrotch Alyson Hannigan is a tight bodied 22 yo when she reveals that she likes to insert a silver plated flute into her eagerly awaiting love pudding each summer at high school band camp.

My pie tingles every time I watch this flirty flick on my fallopian tube. My 'gina thanked me with a nice little splish-splash before the credits rolled out.

At 29, she's tipping the scales at nearly too old for a woman to be naked on film, butt go ahead and give it a go. I knew she had a rack, but who knew she had a full-on 100% hourglass body that just won't quit? Did you know that only 15% of girls have an hourglass body? This is why this naughty nubile gets a 10 star nipple-tingling rating from this labia lover. The old mortician man cannot stop thinking about her bouncy body, and what a body it is! No stunt-butts here my friends. About halfway through the film, she gets all-out nakey and her clothes stay off for the rest of this raunchy romp. We all know our cute little Chrissy loves to play the dark, creepy and sarcastic goth girl.butt this time she has gone way too far. What does my snatch hate about this movie.nothing!Īfter her nude debut in Prozac Nation, Christina Ricci just didn't get enough exhibitionism out of her system, so this time she goes full frontal and full bubble butt nudity in this drama/suspense. There are way too many Italian stallions in this thing, but we will forgive this 1999 oversight for the moment. We all know that bald, middle-aged, overweight men have a weakness for the woo-tang clan butt this time his will is strong, and nothing happens, so mommy does not divorce daddy. I guess he jumps at the chance to play the father who cannot pick the forbidden fruit of his coming of age daughters. Guess who plays dear ole dad? The dad from 'Clueless' (Dan Hedaya). Does anyone else appreciate when hot daughters lie to daddy? I turned lying to daddy into an art form, and have written several hot books on the subject. Sure, it's a take-off from Shake-His-Spear's 'The Taming Of The Shrew', but don't forget, this mov is more about white alabaster mounds than it is about Iambic Pentameter.

Don't forget the barely budding boobs of 16 yo Larisa Oleynik whose hoo-hoo cannot wait to be discovered on her first date. You know what I don't hate about you? A hot, blonde, 17 yo Julia Stiles dancing around drunk and all horned up on a table after a few douche bags feed her free alcohol in exchange for her firm boobie hugs and hj's at an out of control high-school party.

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